Top 10 gifts for the biker who has everything

If you’re stuck finding gifts for the biker who has everything, we’ve got you covered. Our 12 Days of Christmas brings you a line-up of brilliantly daft, totally unnecessary and completely perfect presents no rider knew they needed. From bespoke scents to festive garage oddities, it’s the ultimate collection of tongue-in-cheek treats for the two-wheeled fanatic.
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Black tyre tread shaped soap displayed on BeMoto branded box, novelty motorbike themed soap inspired by motorcycle tyres.

Tyre Tread Soap

£14.99

Tyre tread soap is a specialist cleaning bar designed to lift dirt, oil and road grime from deep within your tyre grooves. Its firm texture and foaming action make it easy to scrub into the tread pattern, helping you restore grip, inspect wear and remove stubborn debris that normal washing misses. Ideal for riders who want a cleaner finish and a clearer view of their tyre condition, it is a simple tool that makes regular maintenance quicker and more effective.

Lit BeMoto candle labelled scent of a two stroke engine, novelty motorbike candle designed to mimic classic engine smells.

Luxury Scented Candle

£29.99

Scent of a 2 Stroke Engine is a luxury scented candle crafted for riders who appreciate the unmistakable character of two stroke life. Blending warm notes of oil, metal and smoky nostalgia with a refined, modern finish, it captures the atmosphere of a crisp morning start up without any of the mess. Poured into a premium glass jar with a clean burn and long lasting fragrance, it is the perfect gift for anyone who loves the unmistakable aroma of a proper engine at work.

Glass bottle filled with coins labelled trackday fund by BeMoto, novelty savings jar for motorbike track day expenses.

Trackday Fund Savings Jar

£14.99

The Trackday Fund Savings Jar is a no nonsense way to put money aside for your next day on circuit. Made from durable, clear glass so you can see your progress, it is a tongue in cheek reminder that tyres, fuel and track fees do not pay for themselves. Whether you use it for loose change or proper savings, it is a practical and motivating little addition to any rider’s desk, shelf or garage.

 
 
Blue BeMoto pocket sized MOT anxiety stress ball with motorbike graphic, novelty gift for nervous MOT season.

MOT Anxiety Ball

£9.99

The MOT Anxiety Ball is a simple way to take the edge off that yearly stress every rider knows too well. Soft, durable and designed to sit neatly in your hand, it gives you something to squeeze while you wait for the verdict. A light hearted desk or garage accessory, it is a small comfort for a very real moment of dread.

BeMoto Bonneville dark chocolate bar in red packaging, motorcycle inspired novelty chocolate gift.

Bonneville Dark Chocolate

£3.99

Bonneville Dark Chocolate is the bar for riders with classic taste. Smooth, refined and proudly old school, it delivers rich cocoa with the same steady charm as the bike it nods to. No electronics, no nonsense, just pure dark chocolate that pulls cleanly through every bite. Perfect for anyone who prefers their treats like their Triumphs reliable, timeless and a little bit cool.

 
 
Glass hourglass labelled the rider’s patience by BeMoto, humorous biker themed desk accessory representing waiting time.

The Rider's Patience Hourglass

£19.99

The Rider’s Patience Hourglass is the perfect companion for those moments when your temper runs out faster than your fuel. Whether you are stuck behind a tractor, waiting for a mate who is always late or trying not to shout at a seized bolt, this little timer reminds you to breathe before you wrench. Flip it, watch the grains fall and let your patience last longer than your chain lube.

Tin of BeMoto helmet hair styling clay with illustrated label, satirical grooming product for motorcyclists dealing with post ride helmet hair.

Helmet Hair Styling Clay

£5.99

Helmet Hair Styling Clay is for riders who accept that the battle is already lost but want to look like they meant it. Strong enough to tame the wildest post ride chaos yet light enough to avoid the dreaded concrete lid effect, it turns squashed, windswept hair into something almost intentional. Perfect for anyone who wants to step out of their helmet looking less “disaster” and more “deliberate mess”.

 
 
Pair of BeMoto pothole detector goggles displayed in front of branded box, satirical motorbike safety themed novelty gift.

Pothole Detector Goggles

£29.99

Pothole Detector Goggles are the must have accessory for riders who swear every road is out to get them. Designed to give you “enhanced awareness” of craters, cracks and council neglect, they will not actually fix the roads but they might make you feel better about spotting the next wheel killer in time. Ideal for anyone who rides with clenched teeth and a silent prayer.

High visibility yellow bath robe with reflective stripes and BeMoto branding, novelty motorbike inspired dressing gown for riders.

Hi Vis Bath Robe

£59.99

The Hi Vis Bath Robe is for riders who think safety should not stop at the bathroom door. Bright enough to be seen from the kettle to the sofa, it combines the comfort of a cosy robe with the subtle charm of standing out like a road worker on a night shift. Perfect for early starts, late finishes and anyone who wants to be highly visible on the way to making a brew.

 
 
BeMoto chain lube scented candle in metal tin, novelty motorbike maintenance inspired home candle.

Chain Lube Scented Candle

£15.99

The Chain Lube Scented Candle brings the unmistakable aroma of workshop life into your home without leaving oily fingerprints everywhere. Rich, slightly metallic and strangely comforting, it captures the scent every rider knows from a fresh post clean spray. Ideal for bikers who want their living room to smell like they have actually been maintaining their bike rather than talking about it.

BeMoto garage spa bath elixir bottle, humorous biker themed bath product inspired by petrol, rubber and garage smells.

Garage Spa Bath Elixir

£8.99

Garage Spa Bath Elixir is the soak for riders who want to unwind without letting go of the garage entirely. Blending warm, comforting notes of rubber, mild detergent and that faint whiff of tools well used, it turns your bath into a luxury version of your favourite workspace. Perfect for easing aches after a long ride while still feeling right at home.

 
 
BeMoto burnt clutch and regret eau de toilette bottle, humorous motorbike themed fragrance with warning style label.

Burnt Clutch & Regret Aftershave

£115.99

Burnt Clutch and Regret Aftershave is the bold fragrance for riders who have made peace with their mistakes and decided to smell good anyway. With sharp, smoky notes and a hint of mechanical sorrow, it captures the essence of that moment when you realise your clutch is not coming back but your dignity might. Best worn with confidence and a fresh set of plates on order.

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