Tyre Tread Soap
£14.99
Tyre tread soap is a specialist cleaning bar designed to lift dirt, oil and road grime from deep within your tyre grooves. Its firm texture and foaming action make it easy to scrub into the tread pattern, helping you restore grip, inspect wear and remove stubborn debris that normal washing misses. Ideal for riders who want a cleaner finish and a clearer view of their tyre condition, it is a simple tool that makes regular maintenance quicker and more effective.
Luxury Scented Candle
£29.99
Scent of a 2 Stroke Engine is a luxury scented candle crafted for riders who appreciate the unmistakable character of two stroke life. Blending warm notes of oil, metal and smoky nostalgia with a refined, modern finish, it captures the atmosphere of a crisp morning start up without any of the mess. Poured into a premium glass jar with a clean burn and long lasting fragrance, it is the perfect gift for anyone who loves the unmistakable aroma of a proper engine at work.
Trackday Fund Savings Jar
£14.99
The Trackday Fund Savings Jar is a no nonsense way to put money aside for your next day on circuit. Made from durable, clear glass so you can see your progress, it is a tongue in cheek reminder that tyres, fuel and track fees do not pay for themselves. Whether you use it for loose change or proper savings, it is a practical and motivating little addition to any rider’s desk, shelf or garage.
MOT Anxiety Ball
£9.99
The MOT Anxiety Ball is a simple way to take the edge off that yearly stress every rider knows too well. Soft, durable and designed to sit neatly in your hand, it gives you something to squeeze while you wait for the verdict. A light hearted desk or garage accessory, it is a small comfort for a very real moment of dread.
Bonneville Dark Chocolate
£3.99
Bonneville Dark Chocolate is the bar for riders with classic taste. Smooth, refined and proudly old school, it delivers rich cocoa with the same steady charm as the bike it nods to. No electronics, no nonsense, just pure dark chocolate that pulls cleanly through every bite. Perfect for anyone who prefers their treats like their Triumphs reliable, timeless and a little bit cool.
The Rider's Patience Hourglass
£19.99
The Rider’s Patience Hourglass is the perfect companion for those moments when your temper runs out faster than your fuel. Whether you are stuck behind a tractor, waiting for a mate who is always late or trying not to shout at a seized bolt, this little timer reminds you to breathe before you wrench. Flip it, watch the grains fall and let your patience last longer than your chain lube.
Helmet Hair Styling Clay
£5.99
Helmet Hair Styling Clay is for riders who accept that the battle is already lost but want to look like they meant it. Strong enough to tame the wildest post ride chaos yet light enough to avoid the dreaded concrete lid effect, it turns squashed, windswept hair into something almost intentional. Perfect for anyone who wants to step out of their helmet looking less “disaster” and more “deliberate mess”.
Pothole Detector Goggles
£29.99
Pothole Detector Goggles are the must have accessory for riders who swear every road is out to get them. Designed to give you “enhanced awareness” of craters, cracks and council neglect, they will not actually fix the roads but they might make you feel better about spotting the next wheel killer in time. Ideal for anyone who rides with clenched teeth and a silent prayer.
Hi Vis Bath Robe
£59.99
The Hi Vis Bath Robe is for riders who think safety should not stop at the bathroom door. Bright enough to be seen from the kettle to the sofa, it combines the comfort of a cosy robe with the subtle charm of standing out like a road worker on a night shift. Perfect for early starts, late finishes and anyone who wants to be highly visible on the way to making a brew.
Chain Lube Scented Candle
£15.99
The Chain Lube Scented Candle brings the unmistakable aroma of workshop life into your home without leaving oily fingerprints everywhere. Rich, slightly metallic and strangely comforting, it captures the scent every rider knows from a fresh post clean spray. Ideal for bikers who want their living room to smell like they have actually been maintaining their bike rather than talking about it.
Garage Spa Bath Elixir
£8.99
Garage Spa Bath Elixir is the soak for riders who want to unwind without letting go of the garage entirely. Blending warm, comforting notes of rubber, mild detergent and that faint whiff of tools well used, it turns your bath into a luxury version of your favourite workspace. Perfect for easing aches after a long ride while still feeling right at home.
Burnt Clutch & Regret Aftershave
£115.99
Burnt Clutch and Regret Aftershave is the bold fragrance for riders who have made peace with their mistakes and decided to smell good anyway. With sharp, smoky notes and a hint of mechanical sorrow, it captures the essence of that moment when you realise your clutch is not coming back but your dignity might. Best worn with confidence and a fresh set of plates on order.
Latest offers and Discounts
If you are looking for some real gifts, have a look at our latest partner offers and discounts. There are genuine savings on kit, gear and essentials that make far more sensible presents than anything in our festive joke list.
BikerGuard: Get an exclusive 15% off an automatic visor wiper kit
Ride safer in all weather with the BikerGuard visor wiper kit. Discover how BeMoto riders can access an exclusive discount and upgrade their wet-weather riding experience.
Scottoiler: Save 10% on all award winning chain oiler systems
Scottoiler is the go-to for motorcycle chain maintenance. Discover how their automatic systems work, what products are available, and how BeMoto fans can save 10%.
R&G Racing: Save 10% on all crash protection, accessories and more
Discover why R&G Racing is a go-to for motorcycle crash protection, styling, and workshop accessories and how BeMoto riders can save 10% across the entire range.
Datatag security: Save 20% on new motorbike security systems
Keep your bike safer and your wallet happier. Datatag’s proven security system helps deter thieves, and right now you can get 20% off. Quick to install, built to last, and trusted across the industry.
